Monday, July 13, 2009

vulgar swimsuit, aka clit up to the chin (so says j)






this is what you end up with when you are thrifting in hayward, wi, and so far all you have done is listen to led zeppelin, see a big fish through some fencing and had a shitty traditional "swedish" lunch of egg and cheddar cheese omelet (well, there was lingonberry jam), and are supposed to leave in about two seconds to go pick up a five year old at a zoo that is closing, and you find out that all clothes, shoes and books you can fit in a bag are $2 (FOR THE WHOLE THING!!!!). meaning, you go to a "dark place," as laurie said. this is one of the deals i returned with. the vulgar swim suit.

now, mind you, it was about 55 degrees the entire time we were in spooner, wi, hence, trying on the suit OVER my camping clothes (which are, by no stretch of the imagination, sexy). and when i decided to brave the swimsuit on its own, dear god, i had to keep my undergarments on because who the hell knows what kind of butt diseases they have in northern wisconsin. still, my aim was to prove how un-vulgar the swimsuit was (let me know if you think I hit the mark).

notice jenna, the five year old we were a half hour late picking up, in the background of these pics making what can only be described as a very clear "W.T.F." face

3 comments:

Jackie said...

that is one of the scariest pieces of "clothing" i have ever seen.

Momar said...

that is disgusting. i want you to burn it. not only is it flesh colored, its off the charts U-G-L-Y. UUUUUGGGGly. ew.

H.O.T. Mess Holly said...

so...it's hot, right?